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2004.09.11 (02:38:07)
Midlife crisis - Midlife is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked. - The good news about midlife is that the glass is still half-full...of course, the bad news is that it won't be long before your teeth are floating in it. - Midlife has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around. - You know you are getting old when you go for a mammogram and you realize it is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless in film. - Midlife is when you bounce (a lot), but you don't bounce back. (It's more like Splat!) - It's very hard to "get jiggy with it" in midlife...jiggly, yes; jiggy, no. - Midlife is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen, honey, even the Roman Empire fell, and those things will too! - Midlife can bring out your angry, bitter side. You look at your latte-swilling, beeper-wearing know-it-all teenager and think, "For this I have stretch marks? - Midlife is when you realize that if you were a dog, you'd need a control top flea collar. - You become more reflective in midlife. You start pondering the "big" questions -- what is life, why am I here...how much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice? |
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