Bill Clinton & Bill Gates go to heaven

      God was fed up. In a crash of thunder He yanked up to
      Heaven two most influential men: Bill Clinton and Bill Gates.
      "The human race is a complete disappointment," God
      boomed. "You each have one week to prepare your
      followers for the End of the World."

      With another crash of thunder they found themselves back
      on Earth.

      Clinton immediately called his cabinet. "I have good
      news and bad news," he announced grimly. "The good news
      is that there is a God. The bad news is, He's really mad
      and plans to end the world in a week."

      Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top
      engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good
      news is that God considers me one of the two most
      influential men on Earth," he beamed. "The better news
      is we don't have to fix WINDOWS!"
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