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A joke collection ------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she's using the ATM "thingy". ********************************************************************* College student: "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!" Father: "What, son?" College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?" Father: "I certainly do." College student: "Well, you get to keep it." ********************************************************************** A blond was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" The blond laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man! *********************************************************************** A man invented a formula where, if he added the number of letters in a race horse's name and applied his formula, he could always pick the winner of the race. He was making tons of money until he was arrested for adding and a-betting. ************************************************************************ Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please Lord", he implored, "let it be blood!!" ************************************************************************ O'Riley walked into the bedroom to find his wife rolling in the hay with another man. "What in the name of St. Paddy is going on? Who is this man?" His wife thought for a moment, then said, "That's a fair question." She turned to the other man and asked, "What's your name?" ************************************************************************ An Irishman visited his parents the day after his wedding. His father took him aside and asked, "How did it go last night, son?" The Irishman winked and elbowed his dad. "Gee, great. You know, the way she was acting, I think I could have screwed her." *********************************************************************** How do you know if you have Irish arthritis? You get stiff in a new joint every night. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk! Why don't they cremate Irishmen? The last time they tried, it took a week to put out the fire. ********************************************************************** The Irish couple were necking in the living room. "What are you thinking about?" Maureen moaned. "The same thing you are," Ryan replied. Then he got up, dashed to the refrigerator, and opened two beers. ********************************************************************** The real purpose for a propeller on a single engine aircraft is to keep the pilot cool... If you doubt this, watch him start to sweat when it quits... ****************************************************************** An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught." ******************************************************************* A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown for his wife. "What size?" asked the clerk. The man shrugged blankly. Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?" The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and large and in that order." ******************************************************************** |
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