"Things to Do In An Elevator..."
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      - When people get on, ask for their tickets.

      - When there's only one other person in the
        elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then
        pretend it wasn't you.

      - Ask if you can push the button for other
        people, but push the wrong ones.

      - Hold the doors open and say you're waiting
        for your friend. After a while, let the doors
        close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?"

      - Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches
        to help pick it up, say "That's mine!"

      - Push your floor button with your nose.

      - Stand alone, and when the doors open tell
        people trying to get on that the car is full and
        that they should wait for the next one.

      - Ride naked.

      - Push the top floor button and announce that
        you tried to kill yourself yesterday but the other
        building wasn't high enough.