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A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating. The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks. The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third. “Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.” |
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Your butt is bigger than the barbecue | ||||
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2006-01-11 | 1451 | 39 | |||
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You've got the wrong number | ||||
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2004-08-19 | 943 | 9 | |||
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You try and guess which one I'm going to marry | ||||
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2012-04-08 | 1202 | ||||
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You live in New York City if... | ||||
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2004-10-28 | 1294 | 13 | |||
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You Know You're Too Serious About Computers When... | ||||
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2004-03-24 | 1244 | 7 | |||
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You know you're in trouble when... | ||||
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2004-03-01 | 1018 | 15 | |||
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You know it's your last day at work | ||||
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2004-06-17 | 1476 | 14 | |||
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Yo mama's so ugly | ||||
wjoker |
2008-10-02 | 1513 | 20 | |||
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Yo mama's so stupid | ||||
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2008-10-02 | 1504 | 17 | |||
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Yo mama's so old | ||||
wjoker |
2008-10-02 | 1017 | 13 | |||
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Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. ...
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Yo mama's so fat | ||||
wjoker |
2008-10-02 | 1176 | 11 | |||
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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she ...
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Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500? | ||||
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2006-08-23 | 2001 | 73 | |||
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A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in...
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Women's advice to men | ||||
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WOMEN'S ADVICE TO MEN =========================== The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because ...
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Woman Goes to Las Vegas | ||||
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2005-02-20 | 898 | 6 | |||
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Windows 98' recall | ||||
wjoker |
2004-02-15 | 1683 | 52 | |||
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85 - 1998년10월17일(토요일) 14:43:39 Windows 98 Recall It has come to our attention that a few copies of the West Virginia e...
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Why pumpkins are better than men | ||||
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2004-07-03 | 883 | 6 | |||
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Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women | ||||
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2009-04-11 | 1504 | 24 | |||
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Why men can't win! | ||||
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2004-03-09 | 1591 | 32 | |||
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Why God created Eve | ||||
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2004-11-14 | 1084 | 16 | |||
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Why God created Eve (Top 10) ===================== 10 God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the gar...
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Why God Created Eve | ||||
wjoker |
2006-09-18 | 1016 | 27 | |||
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God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. God knew that ...
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Why English is So Difficult | ||||
wjoker |
2004-07-13 | 947 | 4 | |||
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Why English is So Difficult =========================== Have you ever wondered why the English language is so hard to ...
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Why do women wear white dresses on their wedding day? | ||||
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Why do women have smaller feet then men? | ||||
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2006-07-25 | 829 | 27 | |||
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? | ||||
wjoker |
2007-01-19 | 935 | 15 | |||
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
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Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? | ||||
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2009-08-25 | 1269 | 3 | |||
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Who was the best????? | ||||
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2004-03-01 | 812 | 11 | |||
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While the pope was visiting the USA | ||||
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2009-08-25 | 1483 | 2 | |||
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Where do you find a one-legged dog? | ||||
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2013-10-20 | 923 | ||||
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Q. Where do you find a one-legged dog? A. Where you left it.
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When your kids are out of control | ||||
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2004-07-06 | 999 | 7 | |||
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When your kids are out of control Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even ...
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