A young woman experienced some car trouble late one afternoon
      but luckily, an old man in a tow truck stopped and offered help.
      Not knowing the area, she asked if he could repair the car. He
      agreed to do it and began to hoist the car up on the truck, and
      then the two of them took the car back to the old mans' garage.
      There he looked at the engine and made an estimate of one hundred
      dollars, which was more than she had.

      "Darn, I'm just one hundred dollars short of cash....if you weren't
      such an old guy," she said, "I'd screw you for the remainder of
      the bill."

      "Hell, I'll show you whose old!" the old man retorted, "Take off
      that dress and get on the car."

      She giggled as she slipped off her dress and eyed the old man
      after he dropped his pants. He was hung like a mule!

      "Oh boy!" she thought. "Not only am I going to get a great discount
      on the repairs, I'm going to get screwed out of my brains."

      Then she noticed the old man placing washers on the base of his
      pecker.

      "Hey, what are you doing?" the woman asked.

      "Hell," the old man replied, "You think for just a hundred
      dollars, you're gonna get all of this?"