Viagra Slogans and More

In pharmacology all drugs have generic names.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen.
Advil is Ibuprofen.

The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced
today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin.

Other names considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin,
Mycoxnoworkin and Mydixarizen.

As far as marketing goes these are the top 10 slogans being
considered by Viagra:

10. Viagra: Its "Whazzzzzz Up".
9. Viagra: The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra: Like a rock.

7. Viagra: When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra: Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra: Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra: Taste great.....More filling.
2. Viagra: We bring good things to life.

And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

"This is your penis..... THIS is your penis on drugs."


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