You know it's your last day at work

      "You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"

      You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when
      she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just
      dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

      A woman comes into the store, you turn to the
      other salesman and say, "I waited on the last
      fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your
      boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.

      While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and
      look at some confidential information on his
      computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard.
      It shorts out.

      You return from a week's vacation to find
      that you had scheduled *this* week as
      vacation, not last week.

      You take a "sick" day. The next morning the
      boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on
      Rock Creek yesterday?".

      You wake up hung over. You have a black
      eye and barked knuckles. Your underwear
      is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the
      company Christmas party.