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A collection of jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget that just escaped from prison? A: A small medium at large. *********************************************************************** yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!! yo momma so fat she had to get baptised at seaworld!! yo house is so dirty i triped over a rat and a cockroach stole my wallet!! yo momma so fat she went in 7-11 and didn't come out untill 12:15!! yo momma so fat she sit on a rainbow and made skittles!! yo momma's house is so dirty i opened up the refrigerater and there was three roaches standing there singing "We Are Family"!! *********************************************************************** Miss Figpot instructed her class to "use 'harassment' in a sentence. Our famous little Johnnie jumped up from his seat in the back of the room and said, "When he went to touch her, her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'!" *********************************************************************** Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him! Q: If all the cars in the U.S.A.were pink. What would we have? A: A pink carnation. ( car nation ) *********************************************************************** The doctor was making his rounds and walked into the semi-private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams. After the exam in his best professional voice, he said smoothly, "You are coughing much more easily this morning." "I should," snapped the patient. "I've been practicing all night." *********************************************************************** A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. "Jury trial," he replied. "Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge. "Sure," replied the defendant. "That's where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one." *********************************************************************** "Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!" Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!" ************************************************************************ A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?" ************************************************************************ Q: Two gays and two lesbians race across a room, who will win? A: The lesbians, they go lickety-split, the gays just poke along *********************************************************************** The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!" *********************************************************************** |
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A collection of jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any...
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A collection of blonde jokes Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons ? A: You can also...
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2004-10-12 | 922 | 4 | |||
A collection of Mother-in-law jokes Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law. Adam and E...
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A story about a wholeseller in New York A story concerns itself with a wholesaler in New York who sent a letter to the...
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Another collection of jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I were talking about the simi...
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Another collection of jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nina: I had that gorgeous man we've all been try...
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2004-11-21 | 1027 | 6 | |||
A nice collection of small jokes ===================================================== Arthur: "So, how's it going wit...
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A joke collection *********************************************************************** Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can sti...
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A collection of jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patient : How much to have this tooth extracted...
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2004-11-07 | 1084 | 7 | |||
A collection of jokes During a phone conversation, my niece mentioned that she was taking a psychology course at university."O...
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2004-06-03 | 1090 | 4 | |||
Another collection of jokes What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a descr...
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A collection of jokes Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan ************************************************...
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2005-11-14 | 1108 | 9 | |||
Collection of Halloween jokes Where do vampires live? In the Vampire State Building. What is a vampires favorite mode of tr...
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A collection of jokes ************************************************************* I suffer from asthma. Last week in the middle of an attack ...
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A collection of jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget that j...
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153 - 1998년11월10일(화요일) 17:47:31 A collection of jokes **************************************************************** A Sunday school teache...
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2005-07-03 | 1234 | 6 | |||
A collection of lawyer jokes Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyer...
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2004-03-24 | 1265 | 8 | |||
A collection of jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------- ...then there was this guy calls in to complain that he gets...
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2005-05-16 | 1265 | 12 | |||
A collection of jokes A psychiatrist's secretary walked into his office and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room ...
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2005-09-02 | 1281 | 10 | |||
No.1 collection of marriage jokes Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY: My wife is just as...
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2005-08-05 | 1308 | 15 | |||
A collection of jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I can't s...
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A collection of jokes ********************************************************************* A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to foll...
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A collection of jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasa...
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Another collection of jokes *********************************************************************** Todd was arrested AGAIN and the detective ...
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