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A blonde appears in court A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?" The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know." |
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2004-07-19 | 774 | 7 | |||
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1019 | A married couple watches a TV game | |||||
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1018 | Titanic and Clinton Video | |||||
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2004-08-05 | 774 | 16 | |||
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1017 | A blonde tries to sell her car | |||||
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2004-08-15 | 774 | 8 | |||
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1016 | A couple complains about their intimate life | |||||
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2004-08-31 | 774 | 14 | |||
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1015 | A lady gets stopped on the highway | |||||
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2004-09-14 | 774 | 5 | |||
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1014 | Secrets to making a marriage last | |||||
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2004-10-08 | 774 | 5 | |||
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1013 | Practise Earthquake safety | |||||
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2004-10-13 | 774 | 9 | |||
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2005-02-23 | 774 | 4 | |||
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1010 | Live a healthier lifestyle | |||||
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2005-05-05 | 774 | 7 | |||
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1009 | I will grant you three requests. | |||||
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2006-05-21 | 774 | 10 | |||
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1008 | A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money | |||||
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2007-03-23 | 774 | 17 | |||
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1007 | An angry husband talks to his friend | |||||
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2004-03-11 | 775 | 4 | |||
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1006 | A woman answers the phone half asleep | |||||
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2004-04-05 | 775 | 14 | |||
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1005 | A four year old goes to the pediatrician | |||||
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2004-05-04 | 775 | 11 | |||
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1004 | Two elderly ladies are in a park | |||||
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2004-06-13 | 775 | 15 | |||
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1003 | A woman with a weight problem visits the doctor | |||||
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2004-06-22 | 775 | 11 | |||
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1002 | How to say 'I love you' in different languages | |||||
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2004-07-30 | 775 | 8 | |||
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1001 | A blonde driver gets pulled over | |||||
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2004-08-23 | 775 | 14 | |||
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1000 | Midlife crisis | |||||
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2004-09-11 | 775 | 7 | |||
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999 | A man invites a friend over for dinner | |||||
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2004-10-12 | 775 | 4 | |||
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998 | Two friends talk about their love | |||||
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2005-05-05 | 775 | 7 | |||
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996 | The blonde reported for her University final examination | |||||
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995 | A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. | |||||
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2004-04-09 | 776 | 5 | |||
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994 | A man was in a accident (penis) | |||||
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2004-05-07 | 776 | 5 | |||
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993 | A depressed man visits his therapist | |||||
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