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2005.11.05 (02:37:23)
How men & women are like wine! Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with. Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. |
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E-Jokes Theme | wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 4283 | |||
1202 | IMPATIENCE - An acquaintance encountered in the village | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 639 | ||||
IMPATIENCE - An acquaintance encountered in the village An acquaintance encountered in the village inquired of Farmer Jo...
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1201 | A guy took a blonde out on a date. | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 642 | ||||
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After ...
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1200 | Finally! - A Blonde GUY Joke: | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 644 | ||||
Finally! - A Blonde GUY Joke: A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He r...
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1199 | A man goes to the doctor for an opinion | |||||
wjoker |
2004-05-12 | 738 | 12 | |||
A man goes to the doctor for an opinion A guy goes to see a doctor and the doc asks him what he can do for him. "I wan...
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1198 | A man from Europe is visiting America | |||||
wjoker |
2005-02-04 | 740 | 3 | |||
A man from Europe is visiting America A father visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. Goes up & down the...
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1197 | A woman answered her front door | |||||
wjoker |
2005-10-10 | 741 | 10 | |||
A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scav...
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1196 | A doctor is a guest at a gathering | |||||
wjoker |
2005-10-20 | 741 | 8 | |||
A doctor is a guest at a gathering Dr Gordon was a guest at a chic gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject i...
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1195 | KIDS! | |||||
wjoker |
2004-04-21 | 742 | 5 | |||
KIDS! I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out somethin...
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1194 | A woman is the town's gossip | |||||
wjoker |
2004-10-05 | 742 | 9 | |||
A woman is the town's gossip Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, recently accused George, a local man, ...
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1193 | A young woman experienced some car trouble | |||||
wjoker |
2004-02-22 | 743 | 14 | |||
A young woman experienced some car trouble late one afternoon but luckily, an old man in a tow truck stopped and offered ...
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1192 | Murder and rape | |||||
wjoker |
2004-03-01 | 743 | 9 | |||
Murder and rape Masaai - a tribe in east africa known for their will to stay away from the modern civilization and keep the...
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1191 | Rrich guy | |||||
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2004-03-01 | 743 | 8 | |||
Rrich guy Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask ...
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1190 | A gentleman is looking for the perfect | |||||
wjoker |
2004-05-11 | 743 | 11 | |||
A gentleman is looking for the perfect A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married? Replied the gentleman,...
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1189 | A college student shows off his apartment | |||||
wjoker |
2004-06-05 | 743 | 13 | |||
A college student shows off his apartment While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the ...
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1188 | An Irishman proposes to his girlfriend | |||||
wjoker |
2005-06-03 | 744 | 2 | |||
An Irishman proposes to his girlfriend An Irishman, by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He...
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How men & women are like wine! | ||||||
wjoker |
2005-11-05 | 744 | 29 | |||
How men & women are like wine! Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them ...
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1186 | A judge is being bribed | |||||
wjoker |
2004-04-18 | 746 | 11 | |||
A judge is being bribed Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been pre...
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1185 | A man with seven children moves to a new city | |||||
wjoker |
2004-10-13 | 746 | 21 | |||
A man with seven children moves to a new city A large family, with seven children, moved to a new city. They were havin...
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1184 | A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States | |||||
wjoker |
2008-10-02 | 746 | 13 | |||
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down...
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1183 | An Australian man goes to the bar & orders a drink | |||||
wjoker |
2004-02-22 | 747 | 15 | |||
1999년1월18일(월요일) 8:52:59 An Australian man goes to the bar & orders a drink A Bloke in Australia walks up to the bar wit...
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1182 | A salesman tries to sell a house | |||||
wjoker |
2004-05-12 | 747 | 10 | |||
A salesman tries to sell a house "This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To ...
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1181 | Little Johnny has a gambling habit | |||||
wjoker |
2004-05-18 | 747 | 6 | |||
Little Johnny has a gambling habit It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father looked up the teacher. H...
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1180 | A confident man walks into a bar | |||||
wjoker |
2004-05-21 | 747 | 11 | |||
A confident man walks into a bar A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woma...
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1179 | A sexual encounter | |||||
wjoker |
2004-11-14 | 747 | 9 | |||
A sexual encounter A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, sh...
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1178 | A woman goes into a bar | |||||
wjoker |
2005-07-03 | 747 | 4 | |||
A woman goes into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne. She takes the first glass and pours the champagne down the back of...
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1177 | Slogans that never caught on | |||||
wjoker |
2004-04-18 | 748 | 15 | |||
--------------------------------------------------------- Slogans That Never Quite Caught On --------------------------------------------------------...
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1176 | Three dogs are in a bar | |||||
wjoker |
2004-05-14 | 748 | 5 | |||
Three dogs are in a bar The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking fe...
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1175 | Camping Tips | |||||
wjoker |
2004-06-27 | 748 | 10 | |||
Camping Tips Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match. Get ...
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1174 | Once upon a time there were 4 people | |||||
wjoker |
2005-08-13 | 748 | 3 | |||
Once upon a time there were 4 people Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, No...
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1173 | An old man goes to see his doctor | |||||
wjoker |
2004-07-19 | 750 | 8 | |||
An old man goes to see his doctor Old man Murray goes to the doctor with a very worried look on his face. "Doctor," he ...
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