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A couple take a boat trip A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail. Finally, they reached the ticket window. "Five tickets, please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one way." |
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How to say 'I love you' in different languages | ||||
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2004-07-30 | 771 | 8 | |||
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How to say....."I Love You" in Different Languages English.........I Love You Spanish........Te Amo French.........Je T'aime Ger...
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An elderly couple stop at a restaurant | ||||
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2004-09-11 | 771 | 9 | |||
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An elderly couple stop at a restaurant While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. A...
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A man invites a friend over for dinner | ||||
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2004-10-12 | 771 | 4 | |||
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A man invites a friend over for dinner Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded...
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Two friends talk about their love | ||||
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2005-05-05 | 771 | 7 | |||
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Two friends talk about their love Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routin...
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Patrick couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls | ||||
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2005-11-30 | 771 | 37 | |||
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Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard ...
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Life is so unfair | ||||
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2004-02-22 | 772 | 11 | |||
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Life is so unfair LIFE!!!! The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of...
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A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. | ||||
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2004-04-09 | 772 | 5 | |||
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A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as h...
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A man was in a accident (penis) | ||||
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2004-05-07 | 772 | 5 | |||
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A man was in a accident (penis) A man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off. He was rushed to the hospital wh...
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A blonde takes a cab & has no money | ||||
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2004-05-18 | 772 | 9 | |||
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A blonde takes a cab & has no money After traveling a few blocks, a blonde realizes she had no money and immediately info...
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A State Trooper pulls over a blonde driver | ||||
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2004-05-21 | 772 | 15 | |||
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[A State Trooper pulls over a blonde driver] A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches th...
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Two gay men are standing on a bridge | ||||
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2004-06-07 | 772 | 5 | |||
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Two gay men are standing on a bridge Two Gays are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them. One says to t...
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A woman crossing the road gets run | ||||
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2004-06-24 | 772 | 6 | |||
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A woman crossing the road gets run A woman is crossing the road when she gets run over. She is lying on the ground as the...
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Two farmers are at a local cafe having their weekly coffee | ||||
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2004-08-23 | 772 | 16 | |||
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Two farmers are at a local cafe having their weekly coffee Two farmers were at the local cafe having their weekly coffee. On...
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A newlywed husband goes on a business | ||||
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2004-09-14 | 772 | 15 | |||
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A newlywed husband goes on a business A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy...
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A drunk is in a bar | ||||
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2004-10-16 | 772 | 6 | |||
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A drunk is in a bar A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being ...
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A man stops at a Roadside Inn | ||||
wjoker |
2004-10-28 | 772 | 5 | |||
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A man stops at a Roadside Inn An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a s...
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A woman is having her house painted | ||||
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2004-11-07 | 772 | 5 | |||
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A woman is having her house painted A woman is walking through her house with a builder/painter who has to paint the interi...
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A teacher asks a boy a question | ||||
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2005-02-26 | 772 | 7 | |||
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A teacher asks a boy a question "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman...
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Drunk joke | ||||
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2005-11-05 | 772 | 10 | |||
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A man walk into bar and asks for a beer. after drinking it. he looks in the his pocket and asks for another beer. after d...
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Biff gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. | ||||
wjoker |
2007-03-23 | 772 | 18 | |||
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Biff gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks Biff. "Well, I'v...
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Dirty Johnny is smoking a cigarette | ||||
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2004-04-05 | 773 | 13 | |||
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A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny ...
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A woman goes to the doctor's | ||||
wjoker |
2004-04-09 | 773 | 9 | |||
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A woman goes to the doctor's and says,"Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come ...
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A man is at a hotel | ||||
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2004-04-11 | 773 | 4 | |||
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A man is at a hotel "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for t...
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An old man wakes up in the middle of the night | ||||
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2004-04-30 | 773 | 14 | |||
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[An old man wakes up in the middle of the night] An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utte...
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A married man fools around with his wife | ||||
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2004-05-20 | 773 | 7 | |||
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A married man fools around with his wife A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to ...
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A lady need to buy a wedding gift | ||||
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2004-06-07 | 773 | 1 | |||
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A lady need to buy a wedding gift She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she, I have that ...
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A blonde is taking a university exam | ||||
wjoker |
2004-06-09 | 773 | 3 | |||
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A blonde is taking a university exam The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" t...
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T'was the night before Y2K | ||||
wjoker |
2004-07-03 | 773 | 7 | |||
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T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE Y2K ~author unknown 'Twas the night before Y2K, And all through the nation We awaited The B...
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A blonde celebrates Thanksgiving! | ||||
wjoker |
2004-07-13 | 773 | 15 | |||
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A blonde celebrates Thanksgiving! It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying ...
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A famous General dies... | ||||
wjoker |
2004-07-15 | 773 | 7 | |||
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A famous General dies... The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air...
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