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No.3 collection of marriage jokes On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body. She said, "I can't wear your pants." "That's right," intoned the groom, "And don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in the family." The bride took off her panties and asked her husband to try it on. "No way. I can't get into your pants." "That's right. And that's the way it will be until you change your attitude." Q: Why are gingerbread men the best men of all? They are cute. They are sweet. and if they give you any lip, you can bite their heads off. A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes. ADAM TO EVE: Hey! I wear the plants in this family! Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish... Did you hear about the bachelor who put on a pair of clean socks every day? At the end of the week he couldn't get his shoes on. HER: Do you know whatever happened to the couple who met in the revolving door? HIM: I think they're still going around together. MRS MURPHY'S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong when Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newlywebs. Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? They got married in the spring. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and an expert at making breakfast. Q: What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can't unsrew a pregnant lady! ;) TRUE LOVE: A young man was extoling the virtues of his beautiful fiancee. One of his closest friends said to him: "You can't be serious about marrying Sarah Jane! Why, she's dated every man in Phoenix." The bridegroom-to-be thought awhile and then muttered pensively, "Phoenix isn't such a big town." Three words guaranteed to destroy any man's ego: "Is it In?" The three words most hated by men (after "Is it in?): Are you done? Three words women hate to hear when having sex... "Honey, I'm home!" Do you know what they call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow. A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year." Man: Rules the roost. Woman: Rules the rooster. |
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1256 | Absentmindedness - The professor | |||||
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1255 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 | |||||
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The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 - The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. - If you want to get better at go...
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1254 | APPRECIATION - The distinguished actor | |||||
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APPRECIATION The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A fri...
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1253 | AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter | |||||
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AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party of distinguished authors. These discoursed larg...
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1252 | ART - does your husband snore? | |||||
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ART - does your husband snore? "Tell me, does your husband snore?" "Oh, yes, indeed?so delightfully." "What?" "Yes, really?he's s...
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1251 | A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. | |||||
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something ...
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1250 | Absentmindedness - The clergyman | |||||
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Absentmindedness - The clergyman The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped int...
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1249 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 | |||||
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The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 - There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and che...
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1248 | Back It Up | |||||
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Back It Up Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a 235 yard par-3. After some deliberation, he takes out...
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1247 | ART - An American tourist and his wife | |||||
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ART - An American tourist and his wife An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling o...
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1246 | After golf he attended his great, great grandson's wedding. | |||||
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Grand Advice Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, h...
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1245 | The blonde reported for her university final examination | |||||
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The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in th...
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1244 | IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience | |||||
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IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with ...
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1243 | APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest | |||||
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APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess who insisted rather ...
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1242 | ARGUMENT | |||||
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ARGUMENT "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he c...
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1241 | APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day | |||||
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APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy to define the wor...
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1240 | HUNTING - An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun | |||||
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HUNTING - An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun, but brou...
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1239 | Absentmindedness - The inventor | |||||
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Absentmindedness - The inventor The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to m...
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1238 | BALDNESS - A patient complained to the doctor | |||||
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1235 | Kidnapping | |||||
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Kidnapping There was this blonde who needed money badly. She
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1234 | The Blonde and the Shepard | |||||
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The Blonde and the Shepard Once upon a time, a blonde became so
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