Top10 Signs It's Too Cold for Golf

1. Even with Mr. Rogers and Martha Stewart in your group, you still don't feel warm and fuzzy

2. You have to wear the visor with the plaid, woolen ear flaps.

3. Your hands feel warmer when they touch a witch's breast.

4. Your cart sinks when it hits an iceberg.

5. It's hard to read a putt with Tammy Faye Baker icicles on your eyelashes.

6. It drops below the temperature of an IRS agent's heart.

7. When you fell through the ice, you realized taking a divot on a frozen pond wasn't such a hot idea.

8. You're trapped by snow in the course's restaurant, ominously named the Donner Party Grill.

9. The greens are groomed by a Zamboni.

10.Your balls are blue.

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