A deaf couple get married  

A deaf couple are getting married, and the man decides that they should make
sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign
language he explains to his bride:

"When - I - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - left -
breast - once."

"When - I - do - NOT - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your -
right - breast - twice."

"When - you - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis -
once."

"When - you - do - NOT - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my -
penis - fifty - five - times."  


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