Saving President's Life

There were three high school-aged boys walking down the street in Washington.

Suddenly, they saw Bill Clinton jogging by, and he's about to be hit by a car.

So, they pull Bill out of the way and save his life.

Bill says "Thank you for saving my life. I'll grant each of you one wish."

The first boy says, "I want to go to Georgetown." Bill pulls some strings and gets the boy admitted.

The second boy says "I want to get into West Point, but it normally requires a Congressional appointment" So Bill calls up his Democratic friends in Congress and gets the boy his appointment.

The third boy says "I want to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery."

Bill says, "That's an odd request for a 17-year- old!" The boy says, "Yeah, but when my father finds out I saved your life he's gonna kill me!"
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