Bathing like a man

      "Bathing Like A Man"

      Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
      and leave them in a pile on the floor.

      Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your
      girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.

      Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck
      in your gut to see if you have pecs. (no)

      Turn on the water.

      Check for pecs again. (still no)

      Get in the shower.

      Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use
      one).

      Wash your face.

      Wash your armpits.

      Wash your privates and surrounding area.

      Wash your butt.

      Shampoo your hair. (Do not use conditioner)

      Make a shampoo Mohawk.

      Draw a smilie face on fogged up shower door.

      Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.

      Pee.

      Rinse off and get out of the shower.

      Return to the bedroom wearing a towel. If you
      pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.

      Phardon.