Two Indians & a polish fellow are in the desert
      
      There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together
      in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off
      and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

      He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"
      and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo!
      Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the
      cave.

      The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that
      was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.

      "No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and
      when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and
      get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

      Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He
      took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo!
      Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo!
      Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

      The Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave to
      find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden,
      he looked up and saw this great big cave.

      As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size
      of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those Indians found.
      There must really be something really great in this cave!"

      Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed with his hopes
      of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered,
      "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he
      heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!
      Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced
      into the cave.

      The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, Naked Polack Run
      Over By Freight Train!!


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