[A couple returns home & finds they have been robbed ]

      After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car
      has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full
      report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot
      to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the
      crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

      There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology
      and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I
      apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby
      and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the
      hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two
      tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the
      country-and-western music star."

      Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the
      concert and return home late. They find their house has been
      robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the
      house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the
      door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put
      my kid through college somehow, don't I?"