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2019.02.09 (07:50:19)
BREVITY - The best illustration of the value of brief speech The best illustration of the value of brief speech reckoned in dollars was given by Mark Twain. His story was that when he had listened for five minutes to the preacher telling of the heathen, he wept, and was going to contribute fifty dollars, after ten minutes more of the sermon, he reduced the amount of his prospective contribution to twenty-five dollars, after half an hour more of eloquence, he cut the sum to five dollars. At the end of an hour of oratory when the plate was passed, he stole two dollars. - JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS |
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E-Jokes Theme | wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 4640 | ||
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I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 551 | ||||
I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband...
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BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 552 | ||||
BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner ...
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1260 |
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ART - The Yankee tourist | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 553 | ||||
ART - The Yankee tourist The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman which he had seen in an art...
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1259 |
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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 553 | ||||
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of...
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1258 |
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After golf he attended his great, great grandson's wedding. | ||||
cyber |
2018-11-28 | 554 | ||||
Grand Advice Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, h...
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1257 |
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The blonde reported for her university final examination | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 554 | ||||
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in th...
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1256 |
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 555 | ||||
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something ...
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1255 |
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IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 557 | ||||
IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with ...
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1254 |
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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 558 | ||||
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thinking fo...
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1253 |
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Absentmindedness - The clergyman | ||||
wjoker |
2018-11-20 | 559 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The clergyman The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped int...
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APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 559 | ||||
APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy to define the wor...
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BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 559 | ||||
BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write The teacher directed the class to write a brief account of a baseball...
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1250 |
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First Prize | ||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 560 | ||||
First Prize Earl won first prize at a Father's Day tournament which was an envelope. When he opened the envelope, he wa...
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1249 |
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Back It Up | ||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 560 | ||||
Back It Up Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a 235 yard par-3. After some deliberation, he takes out...
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1248 |
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The Blonde and the Shepard | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 560 | ||||
The Blonde and the Shepard Once upon a time, a blonde became so
sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut ...
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1247 |
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BAPTISTS - The old colored man | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 561 | ||||
BAPTISTS - The old colored man The old colored man left the Methodist Church and joined the Baptist. Soon afterward, h...
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1246 |
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The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 | ||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 562 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 - The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. - If you want to get better at go...
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1245 |
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APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 562 | ||||
APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess who insisted rather ...
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AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 562 | ||||
AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party of distinguished authors. These discoursed larg...
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BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 562 | ||||
BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened the stopper of his bottle, wit...
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BEARS - The old trapper was chased by a grizzly | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 562 | ||||
BEARS - The old trapper was chased by a grizzly The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. When he had thrown away everythi...
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1241 |
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HUNTING - An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 562 | ||||
HUNTING - An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun, but brou...
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1240 |
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A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-28 | 562 | ||||
A blonde went into a
world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When
the man told her it would co...
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1239 |
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Absentmindedness - The inventor | ||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 563 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The inventor The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to m...
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1238 |
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TOP 10 Signs Your Caddie Wants You To Lose | ||||
wjoker |
2018-11-11 | 563 | ||||
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CADDIE WANTS YOU TO LOSE 1. Your new titanium driver is slathered with bacon drippings and stick-...
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ARGUMENT | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 563 | ||||
ARGUMENT "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he c...
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BABIES - The visiting Englishman | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 563 | ||||
BABIES - The visiting Englishman The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, stared in fascinated horror at...
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1235 |
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ART - An American tourist and his wife | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 564 | ||||
ART - An American tourist and his wife An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling o...
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1234 |
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A True Blonde Story | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 564 | ||||
A True Blonde Story If she had killed
herself, she'd be a shoo-in for the Darwin Award (might be a problem in the gen...
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BABIES - The teacher | ||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 564 | ||||
BABIES - The teacher The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women are called squaws. Then she asked what ...
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