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ARGUMENT "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks." - JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS |
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E-Jokes Theme | wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 4308 | |||
1262 | BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 536 | ||||
BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner ...
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1261 | There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 537 | ||||
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of...
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1260 | BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 538 | ||||
BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, wife of the profiteer: "If you ple...
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1259 | APPRECIATION - The distinguished actor | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 539 | ||||
APPRECIATION The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A fri...
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1258 | ART - does your husband snore? | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 539 | ||||
ART - does your husband snore? "Tell me, does your husband snore?" "Oh, yes, indeed?so delightfully." "What?" "Yes, really?he's s...
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1257 | Absentmindedness - The clergyman | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-20 | 540 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The clergyman The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped int...
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1256 | ART - An American tourist and his wife | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 540 | ||||
ART - An American tourist and his wife An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling o...
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1255 | A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 540 | ||||
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something ...
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1254 | A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 540 | ||||
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thinking fo...
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1253 | I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 540 | ||||
I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband...
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1252 | Back It Up | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 541 | ||||
Back It Up Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a 235 yard par-3. After some deliberation, he takes out...
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1251 | AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 541 | ||||
AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party of distinguished authors. These discoursed larg...
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1250 | After golf he attended his great, great grandson's wedding. | |||||
cyber |
2018-11-28 | 542 | ||||
Grand Advice Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, h...
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1249 | ART - The Yankee tourist | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 542 | ||||
ART - The Yankee tourist The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman which he had seen in an art...
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1248 | The blonde reported for her university final examination | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 542 | ||||
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in th...
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1247 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 543 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 - The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. - If you want to get better at go...
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1246 | APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 543 | ||||
APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy to define the wor...
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1245 | BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 543 | ||||
BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write The teacher directed the class to write a brief account of a baseball...
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1244 | The Blonde and the Shepard | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 543 | ||||
The Blonde and the Shepard Once upon a time, a blonde became so
sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut ...
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1243 | IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 543 | ||||
IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with ...
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1242 | Absentmindedness - The inventor | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 544 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The inventor The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to m...
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1241 | Cell Call | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 544 | ||||
Cell Call There are several men in the locker room of a private club after finishing 18 holes. Suddenly a cell phone that...
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1240 | APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 544 | ||||
APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess who insisted rather ...
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1239 | BEARS - The old trapper was chased by a grizzly | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 544 | ||||
BEARS - The old trapper was chased by a grizzly The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. When he had thrown away everythi...
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1238 | How to Fix a Dent in Your Car | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-28 | 544 | ||||
How to Fix a Dent in
Your Car
A blonde was driving
home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered
with ...
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1237 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 3 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 545 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 3 of 4 - Non chalant putts count the same as chalant putts. - The shortest distance beween ...
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1236 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 545 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 - There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and che...
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1235 | First Prize | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 545 | ||||
First Prize Earl won first prize at a Father's Day tournament which was an envelope. When he opened the envelope, he wa...
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1234 | Heart Attack | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 545 | ||||
Heart Attack A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I ne...
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1233 | ATHLETICS - The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 545 | ||||
ATHLETICS - The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who was calling on her...
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